Cowboy: God save the cow! Is there any creature more dignified, gentle or...or...or more like a cow in stature? Listen: She gives the world her milk and her cheese! The cow is not selfish! Really, I am not a cow boy...I am a cow lover. Yes, the cow is perfection itself. I like her enormously. From her tail, to her black and white body...or brown...or brown and white...to her cute little sounds. Mooo! Mooo! I can listen to this sound all day. Wait! Where is the sound? Where are my cows?! WHERE ARE MY CHILDREN?! Josefina! Consuelo! My God!
Extraterrestrial number one: Mmm, these hamburgers taste really good.
Cowboy: It's very fortunate that this tractor has interstellar drive!
Cowboy: Give me back my cows!
Cowboy: My cows! They are safe and sound!
Extraterrestrial number one: At the moment. We have not yet started the probing procedure.
Cowboy: But...if my cows are not dead...what are you eating?
Extraterrestrial number one: We thought that cows produce the hamburgers...
Extraterrestrial number one and number two: Aaaaahhh!
Cowboy: Yayy! All is well!
Cow number one: But...who's driving?
The cows: Mooo! Mooo! Mooo!